A Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey

My friend Adam is making a Turducken for Thanksgiving. It is a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.

He had to buy a new set of boning knives for the endeavor. We agreed that, if his preparation process were filmed for the Food Channel, it would need to be R rated.

I think I'll wait for it to come out on video.

UPDATE: It could have been worse, he could have decided to prepare a Whole Stuffed Camel.

UPDATE: Welcome, instapundit readers! Important Disclosure: My blog, Odd Quanta, almost never discusses turkey. Come to think of it, even the things it does discuss, it almost never discusses. Blame the quantum vacuum.