Power Mower

You know it's a slow news day when the Instapundit is talking about lawn mowers. I am certain that his vast readership will be setting him adrift in a sea of high-tech gadgets for clipping the suburban landscape.

But I wanted to assure his readership that here, as in many things, Glenn is essentially conservative. I recently caught him in the act of managing his estate (see picture, right). You will notice not only tried-and-true tools of the leaf-cutting trade put through their all-American paces, but, I aver, they are being wielded by a 100% legal U.S. citizen.

And he is smiling, at that. Perhaps he's thinking about those Alicia Keys abs from the MTV Video Awards (I, on the other hand, was more impressed by Gwen Stefani).